I've gotten some feedback about the Mouse being difficult to understand so I've included the notes I worked from when recording the dialoage.


The Big Brother 12 House Mouse interviews perspective "friends" for the BB12 House Mouse Commentaries.

BB12HM - So Mr wise old owl what makes you the best Candidate to be my friend in the Big brother 12 house?

WOO - I am wise.

HM - Well wisdom is a great quality but according to your IMDb entry you haven't worked since you were fired after your 1970 tootsie pop commercial.

WOO - It is very difficult to find rolls when one is type cast.

HM - That was a very popular commercial may I ask why were you fired.

Woo - Tootsie Roll industries and I has a difference of opinion.

HM - About whether it only takes 3 licks to get to the center of the tootsie pop?

WOO - No I felt the product would better if the tootsie center was mouse flavored.

HM - SECURITY!

DM - Yesa Mr Mouse?

HM - please escort the owl from the premises. NEXT!

HM - Hello Mr Snuffles

MS - *sniff sniff*

HM - So tell me what makes you a good friend that makes you worthy of joining me in the bb12 house?

MS - *sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff *

HM - you'd share your earthworms with me? Well sharing is something really special friends do. Do you want to be my special friend MR. Snuffles?

MS - *sniff sniff*

HM - Well then you're hired. why don't you help me finish the rest of these auditions. NEXT... Mr. Raccoon What would make you a good addition to the BB12 House?

RR- My name is Rocky Raccoon and when I step into a room I can find Gideon's bible no matter where it hidden.

HM -hmm.. That's an interesting ability, what do you think Mr snuffles?

MS - *sniff sniff* (do you remember Natty from bb9)

HM - yes I remember Natty from BB9, she used to run around the house screaming quotes from the bible when she wasn't counting things.

MS - *sniff sniff* (maybe it would be best if the bible stays hidden)

HM - your right maybe it would be best if the bible stayed hidden. I'm sorry Mr. Raccoon we're going to consider other applicants.

RR- That's alright MR mouse, It's all part of Gods plan and you heathens will suffer his wrath.

HM - I'm sure we will MR Raccoon, now you have a super wonderful day. Good call on that one MR Snuffles.

MS - *sniff sniff* (thank you)

HM - NEXT! Hello Mr Ground Hog, So tell us what makes you the best candidate to join us in the Big Brother 12 house?

GH - ahh big brother 12, you mean this isn't the audition for the pucksitawny Phil replacement?

HM - No I'm afraid not.

GH- ohhh, I guess I'll be going then. Ah SHADOW! AH.

HM - So MR beaver what do you have to offer us in the BB12 house.

MB - Canadians.

HM - Canadians?

MB - Yeah hosers, canucks, cheesers, snow monkeys, Puckheads, North Mexi,

HM - ok ok stop, we get it, but how will Canadians help us with our BB12 commentaries.

MB - As Canada's national mascot I'll attract Canadian veiwers who love Big brother but aren't eligible to be in the Big Brother ouse. And what's that all aboot? We canadians make fine ouse guests.

HM - What do you think MR snuffles do we want Canadian viewers?

MS - *sniff sniff* (Canadians are people too)

MH - Yes Mr. Snuffles Canadians are people too. Well Mr. Beaver you seem pretty eager to join our team. What do you say.

MB - Glad to be aboard Mr mouse. and just call me Edger...

Mean while back in upstate NY.

HR - I just got off the phone with my agent. He told me not to bother showing up at the BB12 house this year because they are "going a different direction". What the Hell does that mean.

JtS - HR It sounds like you've been replaced.

HR - Replaced! I can't be replaced. I'm irreplaceable!

JtS - And delusional. I tell you Hr that's something shady about that agent of yours.

HR - There's something shady about all agents. Mine just happens to be a weasel too

Chip - so we're not going to California to comment on Big Brother 12 uncle HR...

HR - Oh we're going to get to the bottom of this, Start packing!

I really enjoy your videos, I'm happy you'll be back for BB12!

Thanks, that was cute... but you HAVE to have BB11 Houserodent back with his nephew Chip...I love them!

hahahaha They're packing their bags. I loved it Kevin! Tweeted link, too. Welcome back.

I sense House Mouse hate beginning...

How did I not know this existed before now???!

Welcome back Steve.....glad to see the videos are back for BB12! Thank you!

House Rodent!!!Happy to see you back again,looking forward to more happy days!!

Thanks gang. Glad to be back. Not sure yet where I'm going with HR this season but this bit with the House Mouse stealing HR's gig has been in play since Christmas... I'm just starting a new job working nights which pays the bills but is seriously cutting into my creativity time and effecting my ability to focus . I haven't really had time to do my homework for this season (other than Rachel) so I guess I'll get up to speed on Thursday. I hope to be posting "Predictions" by the end of the weekend or early next week... Stay tuned.

Welcome back Steve.

I definitely will watch the Season 11 House Rodent episodes! I loved this one!

As always, Great Job!!!! Looking forward to many of your infamous videos again this year, they're priceless!!!!