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KayS
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PostSubject: How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity   July 9th 2012, 7:35 am

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Marijuana.”
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.
6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

AND MY FINAL ONE

9. Watch Big Brother!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity   July 9th 2012, 8:12 am

lol! I love #7 and am going to do just that when we manage to grab a meal together.
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PostSubject: Re: How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity   July 9th 2012, 9:04 am

Those are hilarious! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity   July 9th 2012, 11:22 am

roll on floor laughi

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PostSubject: Re: How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity   July 9th 2012, 4:32 pm

bravo
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PostSubject: Re: How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity   July 10th 2012, 4:09 am

Thanks Kay. I certainly qualify!
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PostSubject: Re: How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity   July 10th 2012, 3:51 pm

I completely lost it on numbers 6, 7 and 8. I haven't laughed so hard in months. Thank you so much, Kay!! cheek kiss
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PostSubject: Re: How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity   July 11th 2012, 9:56 am

Love it....may even try a few!
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